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He demands a divorce in letter to wife – instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply

You won’t believe the twist in this hilarious revenge story! When a fed-up wife hits the jackpot, her ex-husband’s dramatic farewell letter takes an unexpected turn.

Dear Wife,

You no longer tell me you love me, and you’ve lost interest in our intimacy. Either you’re cheating on me or you’ve fallen out of love. Whatever the reason, I’m leaving.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t bother looking for me. Your SISTER and I are off to West Virginia together! Enjoy your life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Receiving your letter was the highlight of my day! It’s true we were married for seven years, though calling you a good man was a stretch.

I’ve been glued to my soap operas to drown out your endless complaining. It didn’t work, but I did notice your new haircut, which made you look like a girl! I kept quiet because my mother taught me to only speak if it’s kind.

And when you prepared my favorite meal, you must have mixed me up with MY SISTER, as I gave up pork seven years ago.

As for those new silk boxers, I turned away when I saw the $49.99 price tag and hoped it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning.

Despite everything, I still hoped we could fix things. So when I won the lottery for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I came home, you were already gone. Everything happens for a reason. I wish you the best in your new life. My lawyer assured me that your letter means you won’t see a penny of my winnings.

Take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

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